Today, as may be recalled, is my least favorite day of the week. It is horrible mostly because of the stupid class. It is a painful two hours in length. I get to listen to dumb people do dumb things in such a stupid way that I am annoyed endlessly. Add that to the understanding my professor and I have, and it is a recipe for disaster. Today was no different.
So, I try to keep my mind busy on other things. However, Annoying Girl got reamed in every class today. It kept me amused. Very amused. There is nothing better than watching your favorite least-favorite person get admonished multiple times in multiple classes. Otherwise, these people would make me lose my mind, which is not a bad option right now.
I need to experience free time again. I need another Spring Break. However, it is never good to have too much of this freedom. When law students have free time on their hands, interesting exchanges take place. In my life, it is usually a sarcasm-filled festival of witty conversation. Sometimes the atmosphere is jovial and comedic, however this is not always the case. When one man challenges another man’s domesticity, the following is planned:
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| Name: | Tin Chef USA |
| Tagline: | East Meets West |
| Host: | Tin Chef H and Challenger Chef C |
| Time and Place | |
| Start Time: | Friday, April 4, 2008 at 7:00pm |
| End Time: | Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 2:00am |
| Location: | Tin Chef Headquarters |
Description
A high class event featuring dinner and drinks. Bring that "special somebody," and a bottle of your favorite liqueur or wine. Dress casual, and be prepared to feast on some fine food – well, we promise nothing, except that there will be something that can be defined as food somewhere on earth.
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The International Tin Chef H takes on newcomer Chef C for the ultimate in culinary skills exhibition.
Chef H has roughly 15 years of in-kitchen experience. His knowledge transcends the extraordinary, as he has branches from home-style Kraft Mac-N-Cheese dishes to innumerable styles of cuisine making him not only the most popular Tin Chef in the history of the competition, but the only never beaten kitchen expert ever.
"Chef" C has never challenged another Master Chef. Ever. His skills are untested, but his girlfriend says they are roughly decent, at best. Heck, who are we to deny him that?
See these two perform at the peak of their profession as they duel in the kitchen.
Master Tin Chef H will be joined by his West Coast Sous Chef K.
Amateur Chef C will be joined by the relatively unheard of Sous Chef S as they display their rather insidious East Coast "skills".
The Secret Ingredient: Seafood.
AFTER DINNER, THE BOOZE SHALL FLOW FORTH LIKE THE RIVER JORDAN.
Come see special the special guest band:
"See also Just For Fun(2)". The band has performed in venues across the United States, including the famed Roosevelt Boulevard Basement Club.
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The band is an inside legal joke based on Blue Booking, a citation method that the legal profession employs. The band is a mythical beast that we thought up during a night at a bar. It is basically what we believed would be the worst band possible. Don’t even ask.
Friday should be better for me. I have a packed weekend. I am starting my finals studying (which occur exactly one month from today) and have to edit my final appellate brief. Both these acts are incredibly time consuming. As reason suggests, I am none too excited.
Sleepy time.
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